Sarah rocking my socks off

Sarah Silverman is one of the most funny people in showbiz right now. She is so freaking funny and not bad to look at. I was walking to work today in front of the GAP corporate office and saw the new photos for the new campaign and girl looks hot.

Desperate Howives

Does anyone still watch Desperate Housewifes? I used to love it but it went downhill fast. Maybe its b/c teri hatcher really gets on my nerves. I never liked her on lois and clark and I dont like her on DH either. Anyhoo.
The Desperate Housewives are getting a gay neighbor next season. Two of them, in fact.

The ABC series’ gay creator, Marc Cherry, confirms a queer couple will be moving into the struggling soap. While the actors have yet to be named, Cherry says the gays, who are moving into Alfre Woodard’s old digs, will butt heads with Teri Hatcher’s character, Susan. Cherry tells AfterElton:


We’re going to have the first male desperate housewives. They will move into the old Applewhite house and one of the gay men will just have a fractious, hateful relationship with Teri Hatcher.
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I just decided to have them move onto the street and have as many issues as any other couple. And Susan wants to be so politically correct and show how open-minded she is and she puts her foot in her mouth instantly and it goes downhill from there. I’m basing it a little bit on my relationship with my neighbors.

Though Cherry’s not leaking any of the juicy details, he promises the show’s other gay character - Marcia Cross’ evil son, Andrew, played by Shawn Pyfrom - will be back to his old tricks this season. Cuz hes a slut.

Dannii Minogue - So Under Pressure

Those minogue sisters really know how to be sexy in a classy way. Im really enjoying this song. I doubt it will catch on in the states but its from her Greatest Hits CD due soon. Enjoy!

Nina Simone - I Put A Spell On You

I just love her voice. She is amazing. A true classic and I love the emotion that she has in her face and voice.

Maroon 5 - This Love

Why do I find him so attractive? Is it the voice? No. Is it the face? Sort of. Is it the great butt he is packing? Yes. This video was only posted to monument the wonders of Adam Levine's butt. Good Lord. Enjoy.

COLTON FORD - The Way You Love Me - Music Video

The song is not too bad. I kind of like it. He should try a different video next. Maybe he spent alot of time in alleys in the past but it gets old quick.

Back in San Fran

Im back in San Fran now after a wonderful trip to LA. It was so great and then I found this pic of David Beckham and it made my morning. Does he take a bad picture?

Sex and the City movie is a go

The movie is a go! According to Variety, all four actresses have signed on to play their original parts. Filming is scheduled to start in September and New Line is going to distribute. Im excited but those girls aint getting no younger.

I miss ya Jim

Jim Morrison died 36 years ago today in Paris; he was only 27. I wish he was still around today but the good die young.

Very true indeed

There's no such thing as the perfect soulmate. If you meet someone and you think they're perfect, you better run as fast as you can in the other direction. 'Cos your soulmate is the person that pushes all your buttons, pisses you off on a regular basis, and makes you face your shit.
-Madonna from "Im going to tell you a secret"

Beautiful Day

Its a wonderful day here in San Francisco. The weather is great. I decided to post a picture I took of the glorious veiw overlooking the city. Have a great day!

Andy

Just showing my love for tennis

1408

I went and watched 1408 and it was pretty good. I went in with an open mind and expected it to be another lame pg-13 movie. The movie quickly surprised me. Its short on the blood and gore but makes up for it everywhere else. John Cusack (pictured above) did an amazing job and filled every scene. I highly advise going and seeing it on the big screen.

When Kathy Griffin Met Lindsay Lohan - Part 2

Toooooo funny

Weird news

This comes out of Salem, New Hampshire. The stylists wear scanty outfits, but a Salem man has found out that customers have to stay covered up. Kevin Bean, 48, was charged with indecent exposure and lewdness after allegedly stripping naked in the Lather & Lace hair salon in Salem this week.

Police say when Bean came out of a bathroom in his underwear, a female employee told him to get dressed and turned her back to him. When she looked back, she reported Bean was naked. Employees kicked him out, locked him outside and called police.

The new iPhone

The day has arrived and the new iPhone is here. People are lined up all around the country at Apple stores to get their hands on one. Is it worth it? The phone features a cell phone, iPod media player and wireless Web browser all in one. I can see the appeal but there is a down side. You have to be an AT&T customer to enroll and I have not had the best luck with that particular company in the past. The cheapest plan is 59.99 for the phone and that doesnt include the cost of the phone itself which is $499 for a 4-gigabyte model and $599 for an 8-gigabyte. It sounds good in theory but I will wait for the next model..when they get all the bugs out.

Kristen Bell + Zachary Quinto=Hawt!

I have a crush on Kristen Bell. I'll admit it. Im not ashamed. Not only is she drop dead gorgeous, an animal lover and all around cool person but she is also from one of my favorite shows...Veronica Mars. Here is a pic of her with Zachary Quinto from Heroes who is also very hawt at the sicko premiere

Buffy Sing-Along

The Buffy musical is coming to San Francisco in September and I am so excited. I am a huge buffy fan. I think fanatic is probably a better word to use in my case. I decided to post a video of Ms.
Michelle Trachtenberg aka Dawn Summers who has became one of my favorite It girls in Hollywood as of late. I loved her in Black Christmas too. She has came a long way.

Gays in History

June 27, 1969 - Gay customers fight back during police raid on Greenwich Village gay bar called Stonewall Inn. It turns into a riot and marks the beginning of the contemporary gay liberation movement.

Ciara - Like a Boy (Live BET Awards 2007)

Ciara blew it up on the BET awards last night. I was not expecting much from her but she is turning into a nice little performer. She still looks like a tranny to me though.

Dont let your pussy get out of control

I love when old people go crazy

Bill Barnes says he was scratching off a losing $2 lottery ticket inside a gas station when he felt a hand slip into his front-left pants pocket, where he had $300 in cash.

He immediately grabbed the person's wrist with his left hand and started throwing punches with his right, landing six or seven blows before a store manager intervened.

"I guess he thought I was an easy mark," Barnes, 72, told The Grand Rapids Press for a story Tuesday.

He's anything but an easy mark: Barnes served in the Marines, was an accomplished Golden Gloves boxer and retired after 20 years as an iron worker.

Jesse Daniel Rae, 27, was arraigned Monday in Rockford District Court on one count of unarmed robbery.

Barnes said he had just withdrawn the money from a bank machine and put it in the pocket of his shorts before driving to a service station in Comstock Park, a Grand Rapids suburb.

He remembers noticing a patron acting suspiciously, asking the price of different brands of cigarettes and other items. While turned away, Barnes felt the hand in his pocket, so he took action.

"I guess I acted on instinct," he said.

Kent County sheriff's deputies said the store manager quickly came around the counter. The three struggled through the front door, where two witnesses said the manager slammed Rae to the ground and held him there.

"There was blood everywhere," said another manager on duty, Abby Ostrom, 25.

Barnes was a regional runner-up in Golden Gloves competition in the novice and open divisions before enlisting in the Marines in 1956.

After retiring as an iron worker, he now works part-time as a starter at a golf course.

Barnes said he'd probably do the same thing again under the same circumstances, if for no other reason than what he would face back home.

"I wouldn't want my wife to give me hell for lettin' that guy get my money," he said with a smile.

*************Dont fuck with old people. They got nothing to loose

Britney Spears - MTV Video Music Awards 2000

Ok. Everyone is on Brit's case lately. I get it..she is acting skanky and I dont blame the media. I just want everyone to remember that she once was an amazing entertainer and could put on a show second only to Madonna. Enjoy this golden oldie.

Ohio State Wrestling Team Wins Talent Show

These guys got mad talent. I mean...they could teach britney some moves and get her ass in shape. Fo real

Jessica...damn

Jessica Biel is on the cover of the new GQ. She is so fine. She is so hot...I might have just had an erection. Anyhoo...here is one my favorite pics from the shot and a quick little snip from the article.
“At first I felt really embarrassed about it. You know, it’s a weird thing to talk about. Like, ‘Hey, guys. Guess what?’ You don’t just go telling everybody that. But after I got over that, I just started to embrace it. I started thinking, If I ever do have kids, and if they have kids, I can tell them: ‘You know what? Your grandma in 2000-and-whatever was the Sexiest Woman Alive. How about that, kids?’ That’s what I started to think about. I’ll always have that picture to say, ‘That’s what Granny used to look like.’ ”

New Music

I did the regular cd run on tuesday and came home with four cd's. I was looking for the Ultra Nate cd but could not find it so I bought another one to replace it.
*Lost Highway by Bon Jovi
The country rock hybrid is nothing new in the industry. They are very similar in nature and seem to make a great fit. Bon Jovi released a new cd and it definitely leans to the more country side of rock. The better songs on the album seem to be the slower songs. The group seems to hit trouble when they do the heavy songs on the album and it was surprising. Jon does a great job with vocals and sounds amazing. This album is very similar to the last album they put out but with more of a country fiddle here and there.
Standout songs-Make a Memory, Everybody's Broken and Till We Aint Strangers Anymore.
*5th Gear-Brad Paisley
Man...Brad is easy on the eyes. Sorry..i was distracted for a moment. Besides his rugged and handsome features....Brad is a great writer. He mixes everyday situations with humor and great hooks. Although he seems to become too self aware on songs like "online" but makes up for it with the dirty but funny "ticks".
Standout songs-Ticks, Letter to Me and I'm Still a Guy
Wild Hope-Mandy More
I almost didnt pick up this cd. I drew a breath and decided to be daring. It turns out I made a good choice. The album is not perfect but it aint too bad. Mandy has stepped up her game and abandoned the pop sugarness of her past and embraced a more introspective style. She has some great collaborators on board as well. The album suffers when the lyrics dont seem to have much of a punch in certain songs. Overall...not a bad first step into a new area.
Standout songs-All good things, Looking forward to looking back and Gardenia
Thrivemix Presents: Dance Anthems
Not much to say about this disc other than it rocks. Two discs of dance hits to get you jumping on the dancefloor or at home. Pick it up.
Standout songs-Everything!

Gay bus madness

I had heard about this story before and was very pissed. First..i hate the bus system and have came across alot of asshole bus drivers in the past. I know how they can be. Second...its supposed to be a public bus and this asshole decides to kick these girls off. Where does he get off? I have seen guys wanking it on the bus and smoking pot and they werent kicked off. What gives?
*(Portland, Oregon) A transit agency chief apologized Wednesday to two teenage girls who were kicked off a city bus for kissing each other.

The girls, both 14, said the driver called them "sickos" after a female passenger complained about their kiss. The driver then stopped the bus along the street and forced them off.

"Removing the girls from the bus was not consistent with our policy," said TriMet General Manager Fred Hansen. "I want to reiterate that we welcome all riders on our system."

The 64-year-old driver also violated company policy that requires operators to call for assistance before removing any minors, TriMet said in a statement.

The driver, an 11-veteran who was not identified, will be disciplined, TriMet officials said, though no details were released.

"TriMet sincerely apologizes to the girls and their families for this incident," Hansen said in the statement.

The mother of one of the girls, Ronnda Zezula, welcomed the apology.

"The only thing I had a problem with is they didn't really address why the driver broke those policies," Zezula said. "He knew it was wrong. He's been a driver for 11 years."

She also said she wished the agency had made the extent of the disciplinary action public to show it will not "be just a slap on the wrist."

Zezula said the family has been encouraged to consider a lawsuit, but they will "have to mull it over."

Beyonce sucking a drink down

Here is Beyotch..I mean Beyonce..drinking some booze on a yacht in Portofino, Italy. I saw this and had to comment. First...could she be more of a tranny. Really? Second...why does she get on my nerves. I used to think she was ok but she had gotten too full of herself. I hate some vain trannies. The drink looks good though.

http://postsecret.blogspot.com/
Check this site out. Its addictive. I love to read all the entries that are submitted. The basic idea is that people will send in postcards with secrets on them. I have read some weird things on there. Check it out.

Rihanna

Rihanna - Shut Up & Drive (Video Premiere)
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Hilary Duff - Stranger - Official Video (HQ)

Ok. Since I might have said something bad about the way she was dressed in a previous blog..i decided to post this video. I love the song...the entire album even. I love seeing the belly dancing scene...aint she just precious. She looks good when she cleans up.

Halloween...remake

This is a pic of Rob Zombie from the set of his new "Halloween". He is so hot. Why do I find him so attractive? Im a freak. Ill admit my freakness.

Good airbrush chuck

Dane Cook and Jessica Alba are banging. Seriously...very hot humans. Im getting an airbrush vibe off this pic. I dont blame them...I would airbrush every photo of me if I could.

Avril Lavigne Ft. Lil' Mama - Girlfriend (Remix)

Im diggin this remix. I wasnt impressed with the original version and I am embarrassed to say I like this song. Avril would be hot if she never talked.

Madonna

The new song by Madonna for the Live Earth. Its ok actually. I wont be breaking it down in the clubs to this jam but I would listen to Madonna piss if she put it on track. Good job madge.

Hallmark is a-ok with this gay

Hallmark did right by the gays this week when they pulled a homophobic Father’s Day card from their roster of greetings. The card in question featured the works for a picnic with the message, “Dad, how about a Father’s Day picnic?” The punchline inside read, “Too Queer? Yeah, I thought so, too”.
Gay.com reports that an insulted homo pressed Hallmark to pull the card and the company agreed. Hallmark flack Deidre Parkes released the following statement:
[Hallmark’s business unit] reviewed it today and did all agree that it was in poor judgment to include the card in the line. We are stopping the shipping of the card, and we will not produce it again. Hallmark’s intent is never to offend, and we’re truly sorry if that is the case here.
Do they have a card for that?

Gays in history

June 19, 1566 - Bisexual King James I is born in Edinburgh Scotland. I attached a pic of Jonathan Rhys Meyers from the showtime program "The Tudors". It seemed like a good fit.

Johnny Cash Fans rejoice!

JohnnyCash.com Radio, an Internet program featuring interviews with Cash family members, associates, friends and fans, has launched. The weekly shows stream from the official Johnny Cash Web site and will be archived for later listening. Each one-hour broadcast will also include discussions of Johnny Cash's nearly five-decade-long career, music, sound bites from Cash and interactive contests. The debut program featured Johnny and June Carter Cash's son, John Carter Cash, who discussed his new book, Anchored in Love: An Intimate Portrait of June Carter Cash. The site is maintained by Bill Miller, a longtime fan who eventually became Cash's close friend and authored the 2004 Simon & Schuster book, Cash: An American Man.

Lost - Synchronised events around Plane Crash

This is the entire crash of flight 815 from the hit tv show LOST in timeline order. Enjoy

The New Batpod!

A new photo has been released from "The Dark Knight", the sequel to Batman Begins. This monster is crazy. The gray-and-silver Batpod (the Bat-cycle by any other name) is "tricked out with grappling hooks, cannons and machine guns. The front and rear tires are both a monstrously huge 508 millimeters, and the engines are in the hubs of each wheel. Steering isn't by hand but by shoulder, since there aren't handlebars. Instead, there are shields that fit each arm like sleeves and have the ability to rotate around the bike's frame. The two foot pegs are set 3 1/2 feet apart on either side of the tank, which the rider lies on, belly down. That tank also moves up and down — you know, in case Batman needs to dodge bullets or slide under semis."

Im officially stoked to see this movie now.

This makes me sad..poor hilary

Out of all the young celebs out there..Hilary is the one I look to for classy looks. Why..oh god..why did she wear this? Its horrible. She is still not flashing coochie so I give her props.

Yum

Ok..this has no real purpose. Its a picture of Matthew Fox from the tv show "LOST" running in LA. I just came across it today and decided to post it. The picture speaks for itself. He could teach Matthew and Lance something about filling out spandex. Enjoy.

The gays in history

Way back in June 18, 1992....the soap opera One Life to Live airs the first openly gay teen soap character, Billy Douglas, a high school student. And now we have Passions. We have came so far!

Poor Tiger

Some dude named Angel Cabrera beat my Tiger Woods this weekend in the U.S. Open. Im sure you are saying the same thing as me...who the hell is this guy? Well..he aint perdy but he wooped some tail this weekend. Dude is a relative unknown in the circuit and beat out both Tiger and Jim Furyk this weekend. I was really hoping Tiger would bring it home but this dude won? At least now he will have a good pick up line.

Someone save Wendy's

Hamburger chain Wendy's International Inc. slashed its 2007 earnings forecast today and said it would explore a possible sale of the company instead of other restructuring options. OMG....NO! I will write them a check right now. Wendy's is my favorite burger chain by far and I hope someone keeps it running. I love my Wendy's Shakes.

Julia finally lets the bun out of the oven.

I had completely forgotten that Miss Julia was even knocked up but she gave birth in NY today to a boy named Henry Daniel Moder. She has two other rug rats named Hazel and Phinnaeus. I think we know how this will go. Henry Daniel will be a professor, Phinnaeus will be gay and Hazel will be a Hermit. All the makings for a fun reality show. Just my thoughts. Congrats Julia. Now go film another movie!

Rosie..please...stop talking!

Rosie is making the rounds on the True Colors tour and keeps going on ab0ut the veiw. She is reported as saying "I got to tell you, I've been hanging around with those heteros for a full year and it's not fun! Turn around one minute and they'll stab you in the back with a high heel. They will."

I was Pro Rosie but now she is just getting on my nerves. Quit showing everyone the dirty laundry. We get it...you were not happy. Now she is just making herself look childish and thats never a good look on a lesbian....and neither is pink.

Fantastic Four was very....fantastic!

Fantastic Four opened this weekend to an impressive 57.4 Million. Im sure with an opening like this..we can expect more adventures from the hot foursome in the near future. I caught an afternoon show on Sunday with my friend Jesse and was very impressed. The sequel fixed all the main problems with the first movie and kept it fun and fast. I could have lived without Doctor Doom but the Silver Surfer kept me very excited indeed. Here are some photos of Chris Evans to inspire you to see the new movie. Enjoy!